Unapologetic

By Alex Guyot ("Ghee(As in "geesegoose")-yo")

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Some Fixes for Unapologetic

November 3, 2014

Finally got around to making a few updates to Unapologetic that I've been procrastinating for months.

First, updated the About page which has been very out of date for quite some time. The old About page was extremely long and detailed, which I decided that was unnecessary. Now it's short and sweet and just gives some details on myself, the site's design, and a rundown of the tools I use to work on it.

Secondly, and likely most importantly, I finally got around to looking into why my RSS feed has never worked on a few feed aggregation services (most prominently: Feedly). I believe I found the root of my problem and fixed it, so if anyone has been unable to subscribe over RSS, I'd appreciate it if you gave it another try to see if I've fixed the issue.

If you hadn't noticed, I also created an Archive page a few weeks ago, so the site should be loading a bit faster since the home index.html is a significantly smaller file now.

With those big tasks off my list, the next thing I'll eventually get around to is making the RSS feed a full content feed and setting things up to move files to the Archive automatically (right now I'm just moving them over manually whenever I decide there's too many). I also want to do some more work on the Archive page, because its current implementation was thrown together in about 20 minutes. Finally, I am eventually planning on adding search to the site, and that one is by far the most daunting.

I'm not giving a release date for those features because I barely have time to even write on the site at the moment (▼)(▲)College is extremely time consuming this semester (my physics and discrete sctructures classes are terrible and take nearly all my free time each week). I'm hoping for a respite and more time for Unapologetic and other projects during the spring semester, where I've tried to put together an easier schedule., but they'll come eventually.

Restore hunt?

If you're switching from another device, you can restore your progress here.

If you found this randomly, I recommend doing the hunt yourself, but you do you.


(Just basic tasks?)

(Hard cube tasks too?)

(Here on accident?)


legend!

May your name be forever emblazoned on the Bonk leaderboard.

Truly, thank you for exploring this website.

Now go forth and make Easter eggs!


(Again?)


To do (as well) :

  • Solve the cube in 4 moves or less
  • Scramble the cube by at least 50 turns, flip it, and reset it (for more fun: solve before resetting)

You probably need a touch device for the rest of these. If you switch devices, long-press the Easter egg to restore your progress.

  • Make it to level 9 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 10 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 11 in Bonk

(Sick of this?)

(Miss victory?)


Congrats!

You found all the Easter eggs.

If you enjoyed this, let me know and then go play Goose Game (not an ad, Goose Game just rocks).


(Finished?)

(Thirsty for pain?)

(Again?)


To do :

  • Flip the cube
    Hint?(Double-click the cube)
  • Learn pronunciation
    Hint?(Of the author's last name)
  • Send an important message
    Hint?(The message is "yo")
  • Locate the troublesome goose
    Hint?(Ghee I wonder where it coule be?)
  • Anger the goose
    Hint?(Honk til it's red in the bill)
  • Shoot a rainbow
    Hint?(Look reeeeal low)
  • Shoot some stars
    Hint?(Above the rainbow)
  • Find out what is happening
    Hint?(First shoot lots of stars)
  • Make a full commitment
    Hint?(Get help understanding)
  • Have fun
    Hint?(You have to really want it)
    (Or, find a page that doesn't exist)
  • Play with a slinky
    Hint?(Ask questions after game over)
    (Or, poke around the colophon)
  • Get insulted (at least three times)
    Hint?(Ask the right question, wait for enough answers)

(Stuck?)

(Got it now?)

(Hate cursive?)

(Miss the cursive?)

(Over it?)