Unapologetic

By Alex Guyot ("Ghee(As in "geesegoose")-yo")

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Squarespace For Students

March 27, 2014

This morning, Squarespace announced a new initiative to give students of particpating colleges a huge 50% off discount for their first year of service. The list of colleges seems to be pretty huge, but you can check if yours is on it by searching here. (▼)(▲)If you attend the University of Arizona, as I do, I can tell you right now that it is on the list. (Also, if you attend the same college as me, you should contact me and we should get together.)

While I don't currently use Squarespace, I used to use it for my old site, The Axx, which is still hosted there. I cannot recommend Squarespace higher. If you're in college, school responsibilities are probably going to be consuming too much of your time for you to code a website from scratch, but with Squarespace you can have a beautiful, responsive site finished and live within mere hours.

There's no better time to start your website than now, and there's no better place to start it quickly than Squarespace. Just sign up with your university email address and you'll get access to the discount.

My one disappointment on the subject is that if you already have a Squarespace website, you can't get access to the discount. I can't imagine a reason to punish users who adopted Squarespace before the discount by not letting them use it. Early adopters can be poor college students too. (▼)(▲)And “early adopters” isn't even a fair term for these users. Squarespace has been around for a long time, it should have awarded already present college users with an unexpected discount as well.

Restore hunt?

If you're switching from another device, you can restore your progress here.

If you found this randomly, I recommend doing the hunt yourself, but you do you.


(Just basic tasks?)

(Hard cube tasks too?)

(Here on accident?)


legend!

May your name be forever emblazoned on the Bonk leaderboard.

Truly, thank you for exploring this website.

Now go forth and make Easter eggs!


(Again?)


To do (as well) :

  • Solve the cube in 4 moves or less
  • Scramble the cube by at least 50 turns, flip it, and reset it (for more fun: solve before resetting)

You probably need a touch device for the rest of these. If you switch devices, long-press the Easter egg to restore your progress.

  • Make it to level 9 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 10 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 11 in Bonk

(Sick of this?)

(Miss victory?)


Congrats!

You found all the Easter eggs.

If you enjoyed this, let me know and then go play Goose Game (not an ad, Goose Game just rocks).


(Finished?)

(Thirsty for pain?)

(Again?)


To do :

  • Flip the cube
    Hint?(Double-click the cube)
  • Learn pronunciation
    Hint?(Of the author's last name)
  • Send an important message
    Hint?(The message is "yo")
  • Locate the troublesome goose
    Hint?(Ghee I wonder where it coule be?)
  • Anger the goose
    Hint?(Honk til it's red in the bill)
  • Shoot a rainbow
    Hint?(Look reeeeal low)
  • Shoot some stars
    Hint?(Above the rainbow)
  • Find out what is happening
    Hint?(First shoot lots of stars)
  • Make a full commitment
    Hint?(Get help understanding)
  • Have fun
    Hint?(You have to really want it)
    (Or, find a page that doesn't exist)
  • Play with a slinky
    Hint?(Ask questions after game over)
    (Or, poke around the colophon)
  • Get insulted (at least three times)
    Hint?(Ask the right question, wait for enough answers)

(Stuck?)

(Got it now?)

(Hate cursive?)

(Miss the cursive?)

(Over it?)