Unapologetic

By Alex Guyot ("Ghee(As in "geesegoose")-yo")

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The End Of The Axx

January 11, 2014

As described in my last post regarding the new changes to Unapologetic, I've migrated all the necessities for posting to The Axx over to a new home here. My most recent automation articles are live here (▼)(▲)If you're interested in viewing those, you can find them by going to the home page of Unapologetic and selecting “Automation” in the view controller at the top., and in the coming weeks I plan to move my older automation articles over as well. What this means is that The Axx has finally become obsolete.

I won't go into detail here on my choice to leave The Axx behind, as I have already written about that decision in my first post on Unapologetic. At the time of that post I still planned on keeping The Axx around as a purely automation based blog, but that turned out to be a bad idea. So today I am officially announcing the end of The Axx.

Despite my pleasure at how Unapologetic has turned out, it's still sad for me to leave The Axx behind. I started The Axx on February 18, 2013, as a place to publicize my thoughts on technology and, especially, post my workflows for automating my iOS devices. This goal became the vision that I followed all throughout last year, and The Axx was the site within which it was realized.

I'm excited to continue my journey writing in this new home at Unapologetic, but I won't forget that The Axx is what brought me here. If not for The Axx, Unapologetic would never have existed, so to honor it, I plan to keep The Axx around as an archive of where I began. I reset all of the changes which I made when I was expecting to continue using it as an automation only blog, so now it rests in the original form I created it in, holding The Action Page and all of the content of the 78 blog posts I wrote there.

With The Axx peacefully at rest, and Unapologetic in its final form, now it's time to get back to what I love doing most: writing content. And I have quite a bit planned for the coming weeks and months.

Restore hunt?

If you're switching from another device, you can restore your progress here.

If you found this randomly, I recommend doing the hunt yourself, but you do you.


(Just basic tasks?)

(Hard cube tasks too?)

(Here on accident?)


legend!

May your name be forever emblazoned on the Bonk leaderboard.

Truly, thank you for exploring this website.

Now go forth and make Easter eggs!


(Again?)


To do (as well) :

  • Solve the cube in 4 moves or less
  • Scramble the cube by at least 50 turns, flip it, and reset it (for more fun: solve before resetting)

You probably need a touch device for the rest of these. If you switch devices, long-press the Easter egg to restore your progress.

  • Make it to level 9 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 10 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 11 in Bonk

(Sick of this?)

(Miss victory?)


Congrats!

You found all the Easter eggs.

If you enjoyed this, let me know and then go play Goose Game (not an ad, Goose Game just rocks).


(Finished?)

(Thirsty for pain?)

(Again?)


To do :

  • Flip the cube
    Hint?(Double-click the cube)
  • Learn pronunciation
    Hint?(Of the author's last name)
  • Send an important message
    Hint?(The message is "yo")
  • Locate the troublesome goose
    Hint?(Ghee I wonder where it coule be?)
  • Anger the goose
    Hint?(Honk til it's red in the bill)
  • Shoot a rainbow
    Hint?(Look reeeeal low)
  • Shoot some stars
    Hint?(Above the rainbow)
  • Find out what is happening
    Hint?(First shoot lots of stars)
  • Make a full commitment
    Hint?(Get help understanding)
  • Have fun
    Hint?(You have to really want it)
    (Or, find a page that doesn't exist)
  • Play with a slinky
    Hint?(Ask questions after game over)
    (Or, poke around the colophon)
  • Get insulted (at least three times)
    Hint?(Ask the right question, wait for enough answers)

(Stuck?)

(Got it now?)

(Hate cursive?)

(Miss the cursive?)

(Over it?)