Unapologetic

By Alex Guyot ("Ghee(As in "geesegoose")-yo")

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Medium's “Extra Credit” Scholarship (For High School Seniors)

March 27, 2014

Speaking of students (high schoolers now), Medium just announced a scholarship opportunity for high school seniors, and it sounds awesome.

Via the Medium blog post:

“Share your story.”

It’s what we hope everyone will do when they come to Medium. Stories make the world a better place, and we want to make a better place for everyone to write and share them.

“Share your story” also happens to be one of the most common questions offered in the dreaded college entrance essay.

Every year, thousands of college-bound high school seniors are forced to introspect on a Big Topic. Amid the predictable wall gazing, eye rolling, foot tapping, XBoxing, texting and Snapchatting, actual words are strung together in grammatically correct sentences and arranged in paragraphs with a beginning, middle and end. Thoughts are thunk. Emotions are emoted. Insights are sighted. And when all this teeming energy, confusion and angst comes frothing up as prose. It is promptly appended to an application form, sent off for bureaucratic review and dropped into permanent archival limbo.

Great stories are buried in that annual pile. We intend to find them.

All entries are first read by average Medium readers, and the top 12 as recommended by these readers will be sent to a panel of five best-selling authors to pick the three best of the best.

This isn't a horrible standardized test prompt. The topic is wide open: all you have to do is share your story. If yours is interesting and you have a good mind for writing, don't miss this chance. I certainly would have entered if it had been available last year.

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If you found this randomly, I recommend doing the hunt yourself, but you do you.


(Just basic tasks?)

(Hard cube tasks too?)

(Here on accident?)


legend!

May your name be forever emblazoned on the Bonk leaderboard.

Truly, thank you for exploring this website.

Now go forth and make Easter eggs!


(Again?)


To do (as well) :

  • Solve the cube in 4 moves or less
  • Scramble the cube by at least 50 turns, flip it, and reset it (for more fun: solve before resetting)

You probably need a touch device for the rest of these. If you switch devices, long-press the Easter egg to restore your progress.

  • Make it to level 9 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 10 in Bonk
  • ?????????????
  • Make it to level 11 in Bonk

(Sick of this?)

(Miss victory?)


Congrats!

You found all the Easter eggs.

If you enjoyed this, let me know and then go play Goose Game (not an ad, Goose Game just rocks).


(Finished?)

(Thirsty for pain?)

(Again?)


To do :

  • Flip the cube
    Hint?(Double-click the cube)
  • Learn pronunciation
    Hint?(Of the author's last name)
  • Send an important message
    Hint?(The message is "yo")
  • Locate the troublesome goose
    Hint?(Ghee I wonder where it coule be?)
  • Anger the goose
    Hint?(Honk til it's red in the bill)
  • Shoot a rainbow
    Hint?(Look reeeeal low)
  • Shoot some stars
    Hint?(Above the rainbow)
  • Find out what is happening
    Hint?(First shoot lots of stars)
  • Make a full commitment
    Hint?(Get help understanding)
  • Have fun
    Hint?(You have to really want it)
    (Or, find a page that doesn't exist)
  • Play with a slinky
    Hint?(Ask questions after game over)
    (Or, poke around the colophon)
  • Get insulted (at least three times)
    Hint?(Ask the right question, wait for enough answers)

(Stuck?)

(Got it now?)

(Hate cursive?)

(Miss the cursive?)

(Over it?)